He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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