btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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