He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
I just had to pull over at a starbucks to throw up in the bathroom. They really should not have let me be a lawyer.
So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
My liver just had a heart attack.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
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