the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
this will be a night to untag.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
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