She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
Randomize
