Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
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