8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
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