Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
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