OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Taylor Swift is so right about you.
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
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