And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
There r osticjed everywhere
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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