Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
I have already put on my inside pants.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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