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(630): View more from Illinois

My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!

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Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.

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(914): View more from New York

Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?

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(330): View more from Ohio

i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm

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(601): View more from Mississippi

And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.

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(240): View more from Maryland

Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.

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(631): View more from New York

Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here

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