Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
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