he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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