her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
Randomize
