Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
i came on her dog
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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