neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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