Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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