It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
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