I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
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