Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
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