So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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