and next time when you feel me up, do it right
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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