going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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