all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
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