Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
splinters make it hard to masturbate
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
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