Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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