My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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