yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
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