why didn't you poke me back
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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