Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
you told grandpa to call you daddy
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
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