i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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