yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
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