i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
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