we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
Let's get the cat blown out
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
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