your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
It's not a walk of shame if you run
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
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