GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
Randomize
