i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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