when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
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