You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
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