What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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