can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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