How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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