Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
did you just send me my own nude
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
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