'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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