i don't like sucking hair
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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