Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
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