So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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