That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
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