seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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