Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
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