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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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