She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
We are all done wearing pants today
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
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