Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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