It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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