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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
did i walk over a car last night?
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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