If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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