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there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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