You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
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